How to Catch A Man ...
Scarlett O'Hara Style !!!
Magnolia white skin- prized by southerners-
shielded from the sun by shawls,
bonnets, and lacy parasols!
Acting like she didn't eat any more
than a bird!
Walking when she wanted to run!
Saying she felt faint after a waltz
when she could dance for two days
and never get tired!
Saying "How wonderful you are!" to
even fool men!
Pretending she didn't know anything
so men could tell her things and
feel important!
Acting silly to catch a man!
Pretending to faint, acting empty-headed,
and coquetish!
She dropped her eyes downward and
nibbled daintily!
She laughed and made her earings
dance!
She tossed her head at their compliments
and swore she didn't believe anything
they said!
She managed to turn the conversation
to herself,
without men ever realizing it!
She smoothed men's vanities while
keeping them on a string!
She knew how to smile so that her
dimples leaped!
She walked pigeon-toed so that her
hoops swayed!
She knew how to look up into a man's
face
and then drop her eyes and bat the
lids rapidly
so that she seemed a-tremble with
emotion!
She learned to conceal her intelligence
beneath a face as sweet and bland
as a baby's!
She never interupted gentlemen when
they were speaking,
even if she thought she knew
more about matters than they did!
She curbed her temper and appeared
sweet-natured!
She made a man feel like the smartest
and most special person in the whole
world !!!
WOW !!!
:)
~Made with Love~
